Domestic Chaos Narrated Like an Epic Fantasy
Short, funny essays about stay at home life – with dragons in the background.
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My kitchen had been spotless for six whole minutes—long enough for me to believe, briefly, that I had mastered both motherhood and the laws of thermodynamics. Then a fireball drifted down my staircase like it had an appointment with my face, and I realized two things: my children had somehow…
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“James — plate, sink. Now.” Monica’s voice carried the kind of authority only a long-suffering mother could summon: equal parts command, prayer, and thinly veiled threat. Four-year-old James had inhaled his dinner at warp speed, eager to return to whatever Lego-based crisis was unfolding in the next room. On the…
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Graphic audios are amazing espetially for Harry Potter
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The Day the Cat Needed a Bath
By the time I realized the kids had put something in the cat’s fur, Clark was already shouting from his perch that his “appointment” was…
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A Matter of Visibility
My husband paused mid-boot and said, “You’re… see-through.” Which is how I learned my three-year-old had discovered invisibility before breakfast.
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Meal Prep Debate
When you buy something to help with meal prep. And it ends with the cat insulting your husband
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Morning Person, Not By Choice
My kids make me a morning person but only because they transfigure the furniture
● About Me
I’m Birdie, a mom, writer, and lover of all things life-affirming, which is just code for ‘I’m a hot mess trying to survive on coffee and laughter’. I write about the transformative power of raising tiny humans, finding the silver lining in everyday challenges, and thriving through the small setbacks that make family life so rewardingly resilient.
Witch, Please 