Domestic Chaos Narrated Like an Epic Fantasy
Short, funny essays about stay at home life – with dragons in the background.
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My kitchen had been spotless for six whole minutes—long enough for me to believe, briefly, that I had mastered both motherhood and the laws of thermodynamics. Then a fireball drifted down my staircase like it had an appointment with my face, and I realized two things: my children had somehow…
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“James — plate, sink. Now.” Monica’s voice carried the kind of authority only a long-suffering mother could summon: equal parts command, prayer, and thinly veiled threat. Four-year-old James had inhaled his dinner at warp speed, eager to return to whatever Lego-based crisis was unfolding in the next room. On the…
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Graphic audios are amazing espetially for Harry Potter
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December, for Reasons Mostly Involving Cookies
What’s your favorite month of the year? Why? I do not like cold weather. There—I said it. Colorado in December makes my car behave like…
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The Trail That Leads to Sanity… and Also Books
What is your favorite place to go in your city? My favorite place in the city is the stretch of the Cherry Creek Trail that…
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Hi, I’m Monica, and I Promise I’m Usually Less Weird
What’s the first impression you want to give people? The impression I wish people got from me is that I’m a pulled-together mom who knows…
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New Zealand: Because My Life Already Feels Like a Fantasy Show
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? If I could live anywhere in the world… New Zealand. Without hesitation. The…
● About Me
I’m Birdie, a mom, writer, and lover of all things life-affirming, which is just code for ‘I’m a hot mess trying to survive on coffee and laughter’. I write about the transformative power of raising tiny humans, finding the silver lining in everyday challenges, and thriving through the small setbacks that make family life so rewardingly resilient.
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