Domestic Chaos Narrated Like an Epic Fantasy
Short, funny essays about stay at home life – with dragons in the background.
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My kitchen had been spotless for six whole minutes—long enough for me to believe, briefly, that I had mastered both motherhood and the laws of thermodynamics. Then a fireball drifted down my staircase like it had an appointment with my face, and I realized two things: my children had somehow…
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“James — plate, sink. Now.” Monica’s voice carried the kind of authority only a long-suffering mother could summon: equal parts command, prayer, and thinly veiled threat. Four-year-old James had inhaled his dinner at warp speed, eager to return to whatever Lego-based crisis was unfolding in the next room. On the…
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Graphic audios are amazing espetially for Harry Potter
● Latest Articles
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History in Eras
What was your favorite subject in school? My favorite subject in school was History. Not because I was particularly studious, but because History felt like…
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Screen Time Vs Chaos
How do you manage screen time for yourself? If you’ve never tried to set healthy screen habits while your children are conjuring glitter storms in…
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Mom Time
Do you need time? Do I need time? Oh, you have no idea. Picture a world where every day feels like a whirlwind of spells…
● About Me
I’m Birdie, a mom, writer, and lover of all things life-affirming, which is just code for ‘I’m a hot mess trying to survive on coffee and laughter’. I write about the transformative power of raising tiny humans, finding the silver lining in everyday challenges, and thriving through the small setbacks that make family life so rewardingly resilient.
Witch, Please 