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I Am Wrongly Imprisoned While Attending the Yule Ball
Graphic audios are amazing espetially for Harry Potter
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Three a.m., a Panda, and No Sleep
At three in the morning, Monica woke to a breathing stuffed panda inches from her face. Her baby was asleep. Her couch was unforgiving. Her daughter was floating. This is what happens when you marry a wizard and have children.
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A Matter of Visibility
My husband paused mid-boot and said, “You’re… see-through.” Which is how I learned my three-year-old had discovered invisibility before breakfast.
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Meal Prep Debate
When you buy something to help with meal prep. And it ends with the cat insulting your husband
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Three Meals My Family Might Eat
Dinner at our house is less “family meal” and more “feeding three tiny wizards with unreliable opinions.” My IT-wizard husband passed his magic to the kids, so every night is a gamble: will they eat, or will the mac and cheese levitate again? Somehow, we’ve found three meals that usually survive the chaos.
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Mom Instincts are Right
A chaotic, magical morning with three children and a very brave black cat. Glitter, jelly, and floating babies collide in a humorous, enchanted household adventure. Perfect for fans of whimsical parenting, family magic, and fantasy humor.
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The Trail That Leads to Sanity… and Also Books
What is your favorite place to go in your city? My favorite place in the city is the stretch of the Cherry Creek Trail that leads straight to the Barnes & Noble at the Cherry Creek Shopping Center. It’s my secret side quest—my personal pilgrimage from Mildly Overstimulated Mom to Woman Briefly Left Alone With…
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Hi, I’m Monica, and I Promise I’m Usually Less Weird
What’s the first impression you want to give people? The impression I wish people got from me is that I’m a pulled-together mom who knows exactly what she’s doing. You know—the kind of person who can manage three small kids, a cat familiar with strong opinions, and a husband who can fix both our Wi-Fi…
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New Zealand: Because My Life Already Feels Like a Fantasy Show
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? If I could live anywhere in the world… New Zealand. Without hesitation. The place looks like someone took every fantasy novel I’ve ever loved, blended them together, and said, “Here, Monica, try raising your magical children here—the scenery will distract you from your…
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Headphones are for Survival
Name the most expensive personal item you’ve ever purchased (not your home or car). The most expensive personal thing I’ve ever bought for myself was a pair of those tiny noise-canceling earbuds. You know, the ones that are so small they’re almost mythical. Invisible. Slightly magical. Exactly what I needed, because if I wore the…
Witch, Please 